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The Home for Wayward Gamers

welcome to the Happiness Hotel!

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the_pit_crew
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Justin: GRAAAAAAGH! All these random people! They just walk into my house and take up residence! >_<

April: Aww, Justin-chan, it's okay...

Lane: *walks into the living room with a Chinese broadsword, wearing a kilt* Would you keep it down?! I'm trying to sleep.

Paige: I'm running tonight, for those of you who are interested in gaming!

Danny: ... *eyes glued to the TV, hands glued to the controller while Resident Evil or some other game blares from said television*

Andy: I love-ded you Paige! Precious, smite these punkasses!

Justin: *pulling at hair* ARRRGGGG!

Robbie aka Conan: *comes out from back of house, singing along with a random Dave Matthews song* Hey, wait, did I hear gaming?

Larry: *pokes head out of room* Hey, Tak will be here in about an hour, guys.

Liz: *walking in door* Tadaima, minna-saaaaamaaaa! Are we gaming tonight?

Barry: *right behind her* Hey people! I heard gaming!

Lane: Does no one notice that I'm carrying the broadsword and asking for QUIET?

April: Oh, we're sorry Lane. We'll keep it down.

Cat: Maybe.

Liz: LAAAAANE! *glomp*

Justin: ;_; ...why me...?

You think that's crazy? That a MILD night at the Pit, also known as the Happiness Hotel or the Home for Wayward Gamers.

o/` Larry: HEY! Somebody's checking in!
All: (emerging from their rooms): Somebody's checking in????!
(Music commences)

Conan:
Oh there's no fire in the fireplace there's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner, there's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell
All:
Well, welcome home, to Happiness Hotel.

(Dialogue) Justin: Hey, how you guys fixing to pay?
Paige: What are our choices?
Larry: A) cash, b) credit card, c) sneak out in the middle of the night.
Danny: We'll take "c."
Justin: Very popular choice.

Andy:
If you got luggage keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the elevator's stuck
Paige:
So if you don't mind friendly animals and can learn to stand the smell
All:
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.

(Dialogue) Cat: Y'know, I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like rats.
Lane: You should see the chambermaids!

All:
Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you will never do as well

Conan:
Okay, the lobby's looking shabby and it's got the wrong address
Barry:
And the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express
Liz:
Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to hell
The Electric Mayhem-all:
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.

(Dialogue) Justin: [to the Electric Mayhem]: You guys live here?
Lane: Yeah, but only between gigs, so that means we've been here this time...what?...five years?
Liz: Well, like, okay, y'know, I mean, like, okay, things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new glossies!
(Conan takes this opportunity to scream and growl furiously: RARGHHH!)
Justin: What's wrong with the drummer, he seems a little crazed.
Andy: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Conan: RENOIR! RENOIR!

Larry (with April & Cat):
Oh, there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are lice (there are lice)
Justin:
Sure, we have our little problems, but you'll never beat the price
Danny:
You got every kind of critter,
Paige:
you got every kind of pest,
Justin:
But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other guest
Electric Mayhem:
Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell,
All:
You'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel
Paige, Andy, Liz, Barry, Danny, et al.:
We'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel!!

Lola: Say cheese! (flashes camera with huge bulb, blinding everyone)
Paige: You are ALL weirdos! Ugh. o/`

Yes, yes we are. And welcome one and all... to the Happiness Hotel!

All Wayward Gamers welcome.

Annoy Justin by just walking right in. ^_^

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